Twittering

• The All Star Impression Show on ITV was the biggest pile of shit I've seen in a long time... Completely unfunny canned laughter overload. 21 hours ago
• It's Xmas Pudding racing time at the Sheppard ancestral home! http://bkite.com/2hs1o 1 day ago
• What a fantastic Xmas day with the whole family! Now I'm back home and gonna watch some classic "Carry On" action! 2 days ago
• The prinking has begun! I don't think I'm shteaming quite yet though... http://bkite.com/2hcch 3 days ago
• After some discussion a 10 year embargo will end tonight. I will be having not one but several ciders down the pub! 3 days ago
• When your car says -4 is it really saying "Are you crazy?" 4 days ago
• I appear to have adopted a slightly posh vernacular in my new job... And for some reason am saying "Good Lord" a lot. Why? 5 days ago
• I officially hate the snow... I can't even drive up the hill to my house. Hate snow, hate cars, hate life. 6 days ago
• Why when you sit in traffic do some people leave huge gaps before they move... Who the fuck is that helping? 6 days ago
• So i see the iphone is coming to vodafone in january... Which puts me into a whole new world of quandry... 6 days ago